We solemnly swear that We: Edwards, Sanford, Spitizer, Schwarzenegger, Clinton, Gingrich, Foley, Craig, Ensign, McGreevy will support the Constitution of the United States, and the Constitution of the States and that We will faithfully discharge the duties of the office of buggery, infidelity, sexual deviancy ,chasing small boys, harboring sex pets, cruelty to women, mercilessness with the truth, Lavatory toe tapping, prurient desire, having children that have no compatible DNA as your spouse, fornicating at will, and be in receipt of denials as long as possible to the best of our ability, and that We will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that We take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion;
So help us God.
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