Say No No No !

Scotland is exhibiting suicidal tendencies, or at the very least, self mutilation and stubborn hubris. 

Sounds like banking…? actually far worse.

In a few days time the Scots will vote to remain a part of the Union or become an independence State. 

Polls indicate that the Yes vote is leading the charge.

Panic has consumed all of Westminster and excitement escalates throughout Edinburgh.

Alex Salmond the first minister of Scotland has put forward the idea that Scotland would be better off separate from the rest of the Union. 

With a outlook as foggy as the Mull of Kintyre, and with great skill, he has managed to bamboozle a delusional population.

However it does pain me to agree with David ‘Downton Abbey’ Cameron on this matter, but he and many other undesirables are perfectly correct in stating the obvious.

It would be a catastrophe for such an event to occur, and with so many unanswered questions to be hanging in the balance, only an act of a madman and crazed nationals could prevail.

So much dependency on oil and gas profits as a way of constant funding for a new Scotland is simply nonsense.

Even BP has cited that supply will eventually run out, hence a fracking desire throughout the country?

The banking community will leave for a more stable climate, including the Royal Bank of Scotland, the Euro and Sterling will not find a home in New Scotland.

Who pays for Scotland’s debt?  Mortgages will raise and the cost of borrowing will shoot up.

Will Alex Salmond declare that the Ruble will be the next currency? Or simply hand over military concerns to Putin?

Britain’s International standing will be diminished, and as a NATO partner will look increasingly ironic considering Russia’s continuing land grab.

New Scotland will have an uneasy admission to the EU, who would face similar European separatists. 

The age of voting has been reduced to 16, in a cynical ploy to inject pride to an unsuspecting youth.

And what desecration to one of the best graphic designs ever - The Union Jack !

News just in…Loch Ness has surfaced and is moving south…

So like the Drugs slogan "Just Say NO"