Swine Crime

Swine crime equals prime time. Vice President Joe Biden tells the Nation to stay still, don’t move, do not go on subways,buses,trains and airplanes and please please, do not kiss (when was the last time he rode the subway). Life is over peeps.

It’s a government conspiracy. The US is trying to deter the Mexican immigrant and kill off the drug cartels, but wait a minute. Mexico City is a city of 20 million, so far one hunderd dead, more died eating the tequila worm. Hey it's Cinco de Mayo… Ah such timing.

No really, contrary to what Pink Floyd might visualize, pigs can’t fly, besides there are trade restrictions. Leave the swine alone they laugh with George Orwell at this people folly. This is a human virus Influenza A carried by humans, its humans versus humans folks. It is Obama’s 101 day in office, hasn’t he got enough on his plate?

But that hasn’t quashed madness among the Egyptians; they are slaughtering every known pig. I thought Muslims refrained from pork; such confusion, such panic.

But Mayor Bloomberg reacts and attacks convention wisdom; he is going to ride the entire NYC subway system twice just to prove how crazy we are, but that the still leaves out Staten Island. Crumbs what will happen to Staten Island?

Up the in the Tree House one can see things with alarming clarity, the Nanny State continues to prosper.