The Top Ten benefits for Bunga Berlusconi being in jail.
1. Will get all the sex he wants, although not kind he was anticipating.
2. Paying off gangsters directly.
3. Still sponsoring Bunga Bunga parties, however but not with sea view.
4. Ceased monopoly of spray on tan in a can.
5. Age appropriate jail – no underage sex.
6. Putin’s mouth piece in Europe gagged.
7. Hair Club for Men subscription denied.
8. Hair piece donated to Burt Reynolds.
9. Teenage girls saved from the clutches of a septuagenarian.
10. AC Milan chances of winning anything greatly increased.
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