Road Trip

Will the genius who persuaded the Big Three Auto CEO’s to take a road trip to Washington DC, please stand up and claim their prize. Congratulations, you’ve won a Hummer .This wonderful PR moment of contrition is on par with Bill Clinton’s bible breakfast during the Monica Lewinsky saga, a lot too late.

We can only imagine the sacrifice these three poor souls had to endure and thanks to the NSA (National Security Agency) we listened in on their ordeal.

GM: Hey guys what are you doing?

Ford: Sitting in a metal box with wheels…I think they call it an automobile…
Chrysler: Yeah mine looks something like that. From the jet I used to see those little boxes zipping

along the countryside and then they would all line up…
GM: That’s traffic.
Ford: What’s that?
GM: It’s when we make too many autos and convince the public to buy three per household.
Chrysler: Gee… I wandered why we flew through so much smog.
GM: Yeah that’s because we couldn’t give a dam about emissions until Greenpeace raised a stink.
Ford: What’s that huge military looking thing ahead of us?
Chrysler: It’s what they call a SUV.
GM: What does SUV stand for?
Ford: Stupid Useless Vehicle.
Chrysler: Hey guys there’s something coming along side us, it has no sound and the person inside looks familiar.
GM: Oh there’s the enemy. It’s an electric car and that C list actor Ed Bagley Jr is behind the wheel.
Ford: Wasn’t that one of the good idea’s we killed off when we were sleeping with big oil?
GM: Yeah and just like oil running out we ran out of ideas.
Chrysler: Whoa what’s this line up ahead?
Ford: I think they call those Tolls.
GM: What are Tolls?
Chrysler: It is a tax that everyday people pay.

Ford: It’s why we are going to Washington to get the Taxpayer to pay for our clear vision and foresight.