Say No No No !

Scotland is exhibiting suicidal tendencies, or at the very least, self mutilation and stubborn hubris. 

Sounds like banking…? actually far worse.

In a few days time the Scots will vote to remain a part of the Union or become an independence State. 

Polls indicate that the Yes vote is leading the charge.

Panic has consumed all of Westminster and excitement escalates throughout Edinburgh.

Alex Salmond the first minister of Scotland has put forward the idea that Scotland would be better off separate from the rest of the Union. 

With a outlook as foggy as the Mull of Kintyre, and with great skill, he has managed to bamboozle a delusional population.

However it does pain me to agree with David ‘Downton Abbey’ Cameron on this matter, but he and many other undesirables are perfectly correct in stating the obvious.

It would be a catastrophe for such an event to occur, and with so many unanswered questions to be hanging in the balance, only an act of a madman and crazed nationals could prevail.

So much dependency on oil and gas profits as a way of constant funding for a new Scotland is simply nonsense.

Even BP has cited that supply will eventually run out, hence a fracking desire throughout the country?

The banking community will leave for a more stable climate, including the Royal Bank of Scotland, the Euro and Sterling will not find a home in New Scotland.

Who pays for Scotland’s debt?  Mortgages will raise and the cost of borrowing will shoot up.

Will Alex Salmond declare that the Ruble will be the next currency? Or simply hand over military concerns to Putin?

Britain’s International standing will be diminished, and as a NATO partner will look increasingly ironic considering Russia’s continuing land grab.

New Scotland will have an uneasy admission to the EU, who would face similar European separatists. 

The age of voting has been reduced to 16, in a cynical ploy to inject pride to an unsuspecting youth.

And what desecration to one of the best graphic designs ever - The Union Jack !

News just in…Loch Ness has surfaced and is moving south…

So like the Drugs slogan "Just Say NO"

IPeep v IPrivacy

Breaking News! 

"Hollywood type people outraged at leaked selfie sex!!!!"

"Demand more digital privacy…"

Leading IT girl Jennifer Lawrence miffed at such a state of affairs calls for radical Jihad against the IVoyeur .

What more laws on privacy? From a Congress that rarely turns up, let alone talks to each other?

For now sadly that appears fanciful.

Celebrities are prime targets, especially women for such intrusion which is unpleasant at the very least, however this seems paradoxical for some Celebs who yearn for constant flash bulbs and dress and behave in a manner which is a megabyte away from full on fornication.

Can we site Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Madonna and even Prince?

Considering the choice of Smartphone’s these days, the  IPhone or Android can be a self inflicting Judge, Jury and Executioner - the Blackberry sales are too dismal for selfie sex.

Privacy is diminishing by the sound bite, megabyte whether we like it or not, and has been eroding at Mach 2 speed just like climate change and appears irreversible. 

It’s surprising to suggest that Google, Face book, Apple and all advertising companies are interested in your privacy. 

They want to know everything about you, even the manufacturer of sex toy you used in your Oscar winning mini screen epic.

Need I mention the NSA?

The smart phone is a potent weapon; the Cloud is not 100% safe – nothing is full proof, if you are happy with Cirque du Soleil salacious sex at warp speed, then don’t get your knickers in a twist if the world is invited to watch.

The ubiquity of the camera and devices to relay such events are working with you and against you.

There will be always trolls and undesirables willing to ruin your day - new means of technology just accelerate the misery. 

The brilliant Kate Bush just returned to the stage after a 35 year absence and requested her fans to watch the show rather than video it.

Perhaps photographing everything from breakfast to cats to copious copulation would be better served by committing them to memory.