Ten and 1/2 Pros of Scottish Independence

1. Susan Boyle denied British radio play.
 
2. Mel Gibson replaces the Queen as Head of State…. Oy Vey!!
 
3. Hatred of Maggie Thatcher intact.
 
4. No More RBS bailout.
 
5. Will become the Greece of the Northern Hemisphere.
 
6. Bay City Rollers Reunion confined to Scotland.
 
7. No more shit rugby players in the Lions.
 
8. Haggis stays in Scotland.
 
9. Donald Trump to build more golf courses.
 
10. Sean Connery forced to leave his house in the Bahamas.

1/2. Andy Murray back to his losing ways.