Primetime Prick

After days of infantile teasing Donald Stunt plus hairpiece revealed Wednesday that he had some very important news for America. 

Something so illuminating that at the stroke of mid day YouTube would break all viewership records. 

The tension was palpable, could it be -

• He was announcing marital infidelity with Mitt Romney thus the beachfront property in La Jolla was now a shared concern for Ann and the boys.
• That from now on he would be parting his hair to the right (extreme right)
• Or that he had finally arrived at reason and declared he was a new category of sub Neanderthal, and that the word ‘loathsome’ was far too benevolent to describe such a specimen. 
• Maybe he was really a part of the 47% and decades of bullshit in actual fact revealed he was broke and under water.
• Too thank New Yorkers and the World at large for their remarkable tolerance in putting up with his all round foulness and garish buildings.

But No, it was to perpetrate another stunt baiting President Obama into producing documents stating passport and college records. 

For five million dollars to a charity of choice, all could be revealed and the world could rest assure that ‘The Donald’ had done his civic duty.

How could we ever repay you for such a noble maneuver? 

It is a hollow offer mind, considering the demise of Trump holdings and just another boorish gesture from a primetime prick. 

Somewhere in that far off land called Trump, employees will revolt and vote to cut the video feed once and for all.