Just who is the craziest; Corporal Gaddafi or Barmy Sheen?
Bunkered down in their respective camps, Sheen surrounded by porn stars, crack vials and Lindsey Lohan while Gaddafi is surrounded by Camels and infidels.
Rants from both of these specimens make it awfully hard to determine a winner.
Here’s a colorful selection from both.
Gaddafi: The Libyan people love me.
Sheen: You can’t process me with a normal brain.
Gaddafi: I am like the Queen of England
Sheen: I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.
Gaddafi: Life without dignity is worthless.
Sheen: Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Gaddafi: I am much bigger than any rank, for those who are talking about rank, I am a fighter.
Sheen: These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre.
Gaddafi: I woke up at 4am, before dawn. You should be asleep. You’re all tired after a sleepless night.
Sheen: I'm extremely old-fashioned, I'm a nobleman, and I’m chivalrous.
Gaddafi: al-Qaida was behind the uprising, and young people involved in it had been given drugs, which were now beginning to wear off.
Sheen: I am a rock star from Mars.
You decide…
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