Ah... The Friendly Skies

Steven Slater is a hero to some, I prefer a comedian. There is a bit of him in all of us. In a final exit and subsequent return to substance abuse, he has managed to channel our most fanciful scenarios into a slide to freedom and guaranteed unemployment.
If the flying departure of a Jet Blue flight attendant has escaped your notice,then either you haven't paid the phone bill or you are off the grid.

In summary: A heroic or horny (eventually arrested at his house by police during fornication) extremely fed up Jet Blue employee has pulled the toilet chain on his career in dramatic fashion.

Events dictate that he was being subjected to passenger abuse,which included a foul mouth and physical exchange that resulted in declaring over the public address system his displeasure with the offender, life and twenty years of service.

It was then (the plane had landed...phew) that he deployed the emergency chute,procured some beer (recovering alcoholic !!) and with the joy of a four year old at Six Flags slid his way to an early evening romp with his presumed puzzled lover.

As of yet there appears to be no record on YouTube of this bizarre event.However the story has caught flight across the Internet culminating in a wave of sympathy and support.

Indeed flying today is a tedious and a frustrating affair and I am sure at many a moment one has empathized with the job of the flight attendant.
However taking the short way home as Mr. Slater did at thirty five thousand feet would be most unwelcome.Luckily that wasn't the case.

Most wish at sometime or another, they had the fortitude to do likewise when ones job becomes unbearable.
We all live through Mr. Slater everyday, but fail to act upon those impulses for the obvious reasons.
Perhaps there is a sliver lining in the clouds to this story.

A few days prior captured on YouTube, passengers on a Lufthansa flight from Germany to Israel were witness to a pillow flight among the cabin crew much to their enjoyment.

It is nice to see that flying can be fun and the bile of air rage can be smothered from time to time.
Mr. Slater your new job awaits you in friendlier skies.


http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/295874