Scum Airways

Yet another example of greed and shame has arisen to cheer up taxpayers of the world. The Royal Bank of Scotland, Britain’s largest Bank has gone tits up, causing its CEO Sir Fred Goodwin into premature retirement and a pension of sixteen million pounds, Goodwin indeed.

While the British government pumps some twenty billion into another calamitous failure, Sir Freddy walks away ferociously unapologetic .This latest act of financial rape puts Prime Minister Gordon Brown in an uncomfortable position to how he can crush the raising anger from the British taxpayer. Mr. Brown has voiced his concern, that it is unacceptable, unjustifiable and so on, but still calls him Sir Freddy.
With that kind of affectionate talk it is hard to believe that anything approaching redemption is possible.

This leaves me with no alternative but to devise a Scum Directory and those who qualify will be picked up by Scum Airways. Now Scum Airways has just secured an order of the 380 Airbus and at this time, ten brand new bailout sized beauties are starting their engines.

The magnificent ‘Sully’ Sullenbeger will head the team of spirited pilots whose mission is to pick up every charlatan, fraudster and coward connected with taxpayer’s grief and fly them to the Afghan /Pakistani border whereupon they will be booted out to the welcoming arms of the Taliban, a place incidentally, where American Express is not accepted.

If there are any survivors they will be rounded up by the CIA and flown to Crawford, Texas, whereby an unemployed George Bush will take great pleasure in the fine art of water boarding.

Just some of our passengers so far:
Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld: Creators of the biggest military Ponzi scheme.
Bernie Madoff: Madoff Securities.
Allen Sansford: Sanford Financial.
Kenneth Lewis: Bank of America.
John Thain: Merrill Lynch.
Sir Fred Goodwin: Royal Bank of Scotland.
Donald Fuld: Lehman Bros.
Chuck Prince, Vikram Panit: Citigroup.
Hank Greenberg: AIG.
Jimmy Cayne : Bear Stearns.
John Mack: Morgan Stanley.
Angelo Mozilo: Countrywide.
Securities Exchange Commission: Blind, Deaf and Dumb
Rick Wagoner: GM.
Robert Nardelli : Chrysler.
Allan Mulally: Ford Motor Company.
Lloyd Blankfein, Robert Rubin, Hank Paulson: Goldman Sachs.
Rush Limbaugh:Moral coward

Scum Airways coming to a landing strip near you.