Ladies and Gentlemen October has arrived and in an election year furtive as this one, what on earth is in store for us Americans?
Cast our minds back to 1980 when Jimmy Carter was hanging on in grim desperation. A certain person called George Bush Sr with CIA credentials held off the release of US hostages until Reagan clinched the White house. What could George Bush Jr/Dick Cheney be up too eh?
The Democrats might have their own Halloween nightmare brewing…
It would be correct to say that Hilary and her supporters are still seething. To lose the parties nomination after being heir apparent must hurt…BAD
However it must be said that her husband presence during the primaries was more of a hindrance than a help. The Bill Clinton halo was in need of some halogen intervention.
However it must be said that her husband presence during the primaries was more of a hindrance than a help. The Bill Clinton halo was in need of some halogen intervention.
But redemption and virtue are qualities that America prides it’s self and with the race for the Whitehouse being too close to call, the democrats might have a use for Bill after all.
Here is how it would work.
Here is how it would work.
The (Maverick…yawn) McCain has chosen a foxy babe with great fertility to be his running mate. Yes we’ve seen all the Photoshop porn courtesy of Parsons School of Design and SVA, but here’s the deal. The Democrats need to meet righteous with righteous.
Send out its chief horn dog Bill Clinton to seduce the women and let the Creationist heartland surrender to good reason. Come on peeps you know Billy wants to bed her, even Henry Kissinger said she’s the ultimate arophdisasic, and he knows a thing or two about skullduggery.
It’s the Democrats trump card, and Bill Clinton’s ticket to redemption. A couple of nights in Bill’s capable hands and the pious will be numbed into amnesia.
They will forget where the polling stations are.
They will forget their car keys.
They will forget who to vote for.
They will forget that they said the planet is only six thousand year old!!
Yes people it will be Shaggalicious.
Caught on Fox News TV and syndicated by the 700 club. Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will be voting Democrat:
1. Bill dressed up as Ronald giving Sarah a happy meal lap dance while she beams into the camera I’m Lovin It
2. Bill in JC Penny fitting Sarah out with a yellow pantsuit (stains available upon request)
3. Sarah in The Watergate hotel in a downward facing dog pose on a DNC rug while bill puffs his cigar pondering fresh pelt.
5. Caught in a Motel 6 aiming a M16 at the balls of Pat Robertson who admitted he was a con artist… Bill supplied the bullets
6. Having Burka sex while handing out Korans at a Mega church to nowhere…
7. Declared she was going to become a community leader and have sex with everyone in the hood…Bill supplied the condoms and the lipstick.
8. Declared that john McCain had a needle dick and Bill was built like a donkey.
9. Giving Bill oral pleasure while he read her the United States constitution.
10. Making out with Bill at a Rolling Stones concert.
Yes Peeps only five weeks to go.
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