Levi Johnston RIP

Let me be as clear as possible,” Obama said. “I think people’s families are off-limits, and people’s children are especially off-limits. This shouldn’t be part of our politics. It has no relevance to Gov. Palin’s performance as governor or her potential performance as a vice president.” .

Thanks for the concern but hear me out please...

I know what you are doing right now ...watching my future mother in law speak to the world.
Yeah great... but spare a thought for me.

A week ago I was out fishing with my buddies, kicking back a few beers thinking about all the pretty girls I'm gonna date. Known to the world by twenty people.

And Now look !! some crusty old bad tempered french fry has outed me to the world.

I 've never heard of John McCain. I though he was a potatoe.http://www.mccain.com/index.htm

We don't have television up here in Alaska. We just have crazy names like Track and Trig and Bristol.

He has just mapped out my life in a week.

And his dreadful wife Candy or whatever her name is, she wants me to drink Bud lite. Bud lite !! we feed Bud lite to the Mouse !!

I'm screwed... even if I wanted to break up Bristol how could I ? I have more flash bulbs than Brad and Angelina giving birth.

I would leave the country but no one in Alaska has a passport, not even mummy Sarah !!

So when you see me tonight, on stage chewing gum looking tough and Johnny Rotten like, feel my pain.If Crusty McCain wins I'm going Into the Wild.

Levi Johnston (1990-2008)