Friday, February 12, 2010

Fraudulent Heart


A wretched silliness is upon us, yes peeps Valentine’s Day is close by. The modern day scoundrel known as Hallmark has high jacked the world with the crass notion that there’s a special day for love and amorous behavior.

As with all those other days such as Mother Day and Fathers Day we are subject to fall in line with this nonsense and celebrate only one day in the year the joys of love and appreciation of parents. What bollocks!! Fraudulent matters of the heart are at play here.

And talking of matters of the heart, reports of Tiger Woods trying to win back his wife with a multimillion dollar yacht if true, seem tacky and give raise to the idea that perhaps the rich and famous reach for forgiveness by way of stadium size bling !

Same could be said of the LA Lakers Basket ball star, Kobe Bryant who after admitting having an affair bought his wife a four million dollar ring. Maybe it is a simple case of spurned women making their men folk pay big, postponing the threat of divorce inviting wipe out of far more assets. Whatever the reasons Cupid‘s arrow is way off target.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year !


Thank goodness 2009 has left us, while you are making your resolutions for 2010 (make a resolution not to make a resolution) ponder on ten things that might happen in 2010.

• Tiger Woods dates Susan Boyle and brings to end
the
40 year old virgin.
• Jeff Bridges finally wins a Oscar.
• Move your money (if you have any) to a community bank.
• Bob Dylan rescued from singing Christmas songs.
• Flying naked a real possibility!
• The Sarah Palin sex tape.
• Michael Jackson sightings with balloon boy.
• Charlie Sheen gets sent to Guantanamo.
• Oprah comes out of the closet.
• A Taliban porn site.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Sexting Handicap


Ah yes texting, that compulsive distraction that can tarnish halos, wreck marriages and soil brands. It has been widely reported over the Thanksgiving holiday that Mrs. Tiger Woods caught her hubby receiving a text from one of his many saucy sinners.

Oh what thanks on giving the rest of us lesser mortals the realization that you are imperfect.
Grim as it must be for Mrs. Tiger, those clever managers who have skillfully grown the first billionaire sports star must be thrashing around in their bunkers working on damage control.

As Tiger morphs into Cheetah what is hilarious is the righteous indignation from the ladies who claim to be the only ONE having a Tiger transgression. The list of sexters seems to grow by the day.

If by some strange reason sponsorship evaporates, the Cheetah will have to just rely on his future winnings which by current standards would make most sentient beings joyful for many lifetimes.

Who’s next Roger Federer ?


Saturday, November 14, 2009

Harvest for the world


The war in Afghanistan is as much about drugs as it is about eradicating terrorism. The effort to get indigenous farmers to produce crops other than heroin seems futile. The demand for drugs across the planet and particularly in the US is insatiable.

Perverse as it might sound, controlling the drug flow and its subsequent profits would pay for the national debt and some. The Taliban and Al Qaeda derive their funds from the drug trade, why not spoil the party?

The worlds appetitte for drugs is relentless, they are here to stay, just like sex and the Yankee’s !
We glorify alcohol and tax it, why not go all the way and do the same with narcotics?

We already propagate drugs they just happen to have corporate names like Merck, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson, Bayer and GlaxoSmithKline. End the nonsense now, legalize drugs and harvest a product which no better or worse than alcohol and tobacco.

Just imagine… a seductive Afghan female stretched across a gleaming Mustang, blowing smoke rings from her opium cigarette.

Unlikely? perhaps, but you never know…

It is quite fitting that we have just honored Veterans Day / Remembrance Day. In commonwealth countries such as the UK and Canada, people buy poppies to signify the battle field covered in red poppies, a metaphor not lost on the drug war which is costing lives in Afghanistan. It is blatantly clear the mission there has become unfocused and confused.

Some call for more troops, if that's case then send them to Pakistan to secure their nuclear infrastructure. The country is in peril. It would make better sense, an objective the American people could fully comprehend.

President Karzai is a puppet and throw back from the Bush years, his shelf life has expired. Historically the British and the Russians know something about this region and indeed Gorbachev has called for withdrawal of further engagement.

An exit from this 9th century BC country needs to be recognized and communicated. Not very many NATO countries are putting boots on the ground in harm’s way. Why should the Americans and British carry the majority of the burden and the blood ?

Friday, October 9, 2009

No pressure then...?


It would not be an exerageration to say that this year’s recipient of the Nobel Prize for Peace was a shock. And yet the winner, President Barack Obama was as surprised as anyone.
“I won WHAT!!!!!...not even Kanye West is going to protest!”
Even his White House staff hadn’t any inclination. This is what happens when you go to Scandinavia with your foxy wife and loose the bid for the Olympics, you end up with a Nobel Peace Prize.
In fact I wonder if there was a mixed up on who was on what committee?
Or perhaps Michelle arranged it, a small gift for their seventeenth wedding anniversary.
Whatever the reason it certainly caught everyone off guard.
Maybe the Norwegians know something of an impending attack on Iran and this is their way of deterring such a disaster in the making. Or this is a final condemnation on the Bush / Cheney legacy, who wouldn’t know how to spell the word peace, let alone its meaning.
It is baffling because President Obama is prosecuting two wars (Although not of his making) and hasn’t yet closed down Guantanamo bay, Hmm…Not much peace there.
The World’s love affair with Obama is certainly endearing, but he hasn’t accomplished much yet and while his potential is large there must be some unease among his supporters to the reality of the Messiah mentality. His detractors are going to have a field day with this, I wonder if the Nobel committee is comprised of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O’Riley and Glenn Beck; the ‘I wish you to fail brigade’.
It would appear that the message here is; Hope, A call to action and a more multilateral approach to solving problems. Thankfully in the President’s acceptance speech he gracefully articulated a balance between humility and a combined effort to search for peace.
No pressure then?

Monday, September 28, 2009

Sand Art with a Heart


Ukraine's "Got Talent" provided a welcome winner free of crass cheap thrills.

Please check this out:

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Capitalism: A Love Story


Michael Moore is back and is declaring war on Capitalism. Last night I had the good fortune of attending one of the first screenings of his new film Capitalism: A Love Story.

Over the last twelve months countless articles and news stories have been devoted to the economic crisis which has affected everyone, well almost everyone. Some have been spot on in their portrayal of the complex events that unfolded. However there is nothing quite like film and Moore in particular to ram home a painful realization that things have to drastically change.
Moving images are truly moving.

We know the story but it is brought into focus by a potent lens.

Moore still relies on his hokey demeanor to drive the story of outrage and despair to maximum effect.
To see footage of people being evicted from their homes and work place as a result of corporate greed is distressing, a sobering reminder of the 1% taking control.

To see senior Politian’s on all sides of the aisle being bought off by corporate executives while pontificating in Congress that we must clean up Wall Street is particularly galling.

This film makes the case that there is plenty of blame on both sides of the political spectrum. But premise of the film vehemently states that capitalism is evil and does its best to illustrate this claim. While there is much wrong with capitalism and this film demonstrates forcefully the pitfalls, it doesn’t offer a suitable alternative. Would socialism would be the better option? Mr. Moore steadfastly avoids that notion.

In the Q & A afterwards he got testy with a questioner who asked, which was better Capitalism or Socialism? His reply was that democracy was in peril.
Interestingly Mr. Moore introduces religion into the conversation, something he has rarely done in previous films. Asking a priest and a Bishop the same question, Is Capitalism evil? He was met with a resounding yes.

Well that’s it then, all settled. God knows all.