Four Star Vagina

What do two four star generals’, one socialite woman, a woman biographer and a shirtless FBI agent have in common? The Military Industrial Complex.

That’s the cast so far, maybe there are more waiting on server farms.

The rapidly evolving tale of America’s Top spy and Military leader’s scandal has thrown the talk of the fiscal cliff off the headlines with alarming speed. 

And lets faced it; it’s far more interesting than that election nonsense we’ve just gone through.

For the uninitiated I would try explain the unfolding events but I can’t, because I am too stupid to work out all the confusing details, but in a nutshell it’s about men kneeling before the vagina altar. 

Hmm that’s more confusing isn’t, I will try and enlighten.

In a culture where we are petrified of the nipple, the female nipple to be precise, we are in some corridors of conservatism reduced to E Sex. 

Yes electronic digits buzzing across the screen like sperm swimming to the finish line. And boy can it cause trouble.

In this brave new world of Internet indulgence we are not shy to share our junk so to speak. Internet trolls, you know who you are. 

But the power of the vagina is old as dirt and what lengths men go too; to get one is a never ending narrative.

From a marketing point of view they come in all shapes and sizes, young and old (well preferably young) hair and bare, and some out of the box- it doesn’t matter because men are All In.

In military terms who needs nuclear bombs, drones and and aircraft carriers’ when all you need to dismantle the head of snake is a women, or a flotilla of them.

The biggest weapon in anyone’s arsenal is the female sex hence the Taliban’s determination to crush anything that resembles women. But there’s more, a lot more how about a vagina with brains! Crickets!! 

This is the ultimate force du jour and this sends men of all ranks into tail spin of lunacy.

For now we have one resignation and who knows what’s next, however as a historical footnote I seem to remember a chap by the name of Bill Clinton who had maneuvers under desk, on the desk and an additional smoking spy gadget. 

But this didn’t deter Bubba; the only way he was leaving office was through dying of Big Mac poisoning or with a firm guarantee of twelve crystal vagina's upon exit.

Enlightened? Thought so…

Signed Sealed and Delivered

In keeping with Stevie Wonders Signed Sealed and Delivered celebrating President Obama’s re election, I thought it would be fitting to suggest some songs that might reflect the next chapter in the White House.

If Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Jay Z, and Barbara Streisand are stumping for you, and your opponent’s rebuttal is Meatloaf and Kid Rock that should give you a little hint.

Starting with Bob Dylan’s ‘It’s All Over Now Babe Blue’ strikes me as a relief the whole two year campaign is over and that the outcome was a favorable blue color.

The Beatles ‘Money’ (That’s What I Want) should reinforce the absurdity of election money raised and wasted considering we are back to where we started. 

And collectivity Supertramps ‘Take the Long Way Home’ would indicate two years of slogging around the country woefully detrimental and accomplishes nothing in the way of governing. 

Again the Beatles ‘Taxman’ looks to the pending fiscal cliff and what to do about expiring tax breaks.

‘Stuck in the Middle with You’ the Stealer's Wheel original would expose the fractious relationship with Congress and departing from a centrist position to finally doing what is required. 

Kool and the Gang ‘Get down on it’ might be worth a spin.

Bruce Springsteen’s ‘Born in The USA’ should once and for all shut up Donald Stunt and the loony Birthers that testify otherwise.

And yet again the Beatles ’Come Together ‘(weren’t they political) states the obvious regarding the whole Nation.

Finally David Bowie's ‘Better Future’ exemplifies the desire we all seek.

‘Amen’…oh that’s a song by Justin Robert James and awfully good by the way.