Tuesday, September 18, 2012

47% Believe Mitt Romney Is An Ass





Well Well finally the real Mitt Romney has stood up, we were wondering when the closed country club gatherings would reveal the Heavenly Father’s mission statement. 

Apparently 47% (T- Shirts printing 24/7) of the country are complete right off’s, not worthy and not worth the trouble – victims!

It was at Boca Raton retreat for white, rich, self congratulatory; off the hook corporate raiders to lounge and luxuriate to the Chosen One to wax lyrical that the unwashed population of the Untied States are losers. 

A rally at the Reichstag in 1936 would have been more charitable!

Clearly this could be seen as a Gold medal for Team Obama and Shitts Wrongly would have to double down on remarks not to appear weak to the real leaders of the GOP Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity.

Q: How big is a hole? 

A: As big Mitt Romney wants to make it.

All those Super Pac donors must think Heck! I could have bought another yacht instead of donating to this ignorant cretin. 

It would be wonderful if all fund raising was over due to this latest gaffe, that the obscene amount of money wasted had come to a close - Wishful thinking perhaps. 

Romney states that 47% pay no Income Tax …Really? Clearly this is nonsense, what about payroll tax, and sales tax? 

Un Baptized freeloaders (half the country according to Shitts) depend on the government and take the view they are entitled to this for being an Obama supporter.

Apart from the aforementioned Rush and Sean the sensible Republicans (there are some somewhere) must be appalled at such a notion. 

It was with great reluctance that Romney got the nomination a testament to pitiful pool of candidates. 

It would be hard to see him recovering from this. What we have known all along has come out in full bloom; it paints a picture of closeted, sanctimonious mercenary’s hell bent on controlling the country. 

Not happy with domestic losers Mitt makes the case that all of Palestine wants Israel’s destruction total and unconditional; 

All this from a man that inhabits a faux cult and wants to convert Jews to his Latter Day hogwash.

An election as close as this was always going to come down to an act of empathy. 

Which would you rather have someone who understands a little what working / non working people are going through or someone who divorced from reality?

Game Over Mitt, now disappear down your hole, and leave us losers to repair the country.



Tuesday, September 11, 2012

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It was a turbulent affair at the US Tennis final yesterday between Andy Murray and defending champion Novak Djokovic. The weekend’s tornado caused thankfully no fatalities or much damage but didn’t half play havoc with the serve and cross court coverage of these two passionate players.

Flushing Meadows might as well been the coliseum where two gladiators were battling it out rather than a corporate tennis court flushed with chilled chardonnay. 

Much was riding on the efforts of Andy Murray who had been in four Grand Slam finals with no joy thus harboring British doubts that the last person to win a major was Fred Perry in 1936 would stay that way. No pressure then Andy?

The desire for a major had become an obsession for Queen and Country and the relentless press. The burden heaped on Murray’s shoulders must have been exhausting and confounding. 

After a disappointing Wimbledon final losing to Roger Federer a repeat match for gold in the Olympics saw a transformed player. 
Winning the gold has been monumental in the confidence building started by his coach and champion Ivan Lendl. 

Fittingly so Lendl lost his first four grand slams before marching on to eight titles. His involvement has been a much needed catalyst to kick start the often dour Scot into a more relaxed focused player.

Wickedly, in true British humor he was portrayed as British when winning and Scottish when losing. This naturally upsets Scotland’s chief wanker Sir Sean Connery or James Bond who was in attendance along with Manchester United’s manager Alex Ferguson, Scotland’s second favorite son.

Andy is Scottish not British! Connery would retort, all coming from a man who wants independence from Britain but accepted a Knighthood and lives in the Bahamas! Nice reasoning Mr. Bond. 

I know Sean, it’s the weather, but the Scottish weather helped Andy navigate the hefty winds on Arthur Ash to spectacular win against former champ and ‘Dr. No’ Djokovic

Now back to the Tennis; this was a five hour, five set epic with displays of excellence by both players that inspire one as much as the Olympics and Para Olympics did this summer, which is more than can be said about our footballer players regardless of what country they come from.

Sir Andy Murray? Stop it Mr. Bond…