NASA has a new job; it will air the Rio Olympic Games 2016 injecting a new enthusiasm for the space program.
Clearly NBC can’t be trusted with real time delivery so it will be left to a Fiat sized Go Kart to beam down from Mars the unfolding events of Brazil's finest sporting moment.
Barry Mud (No relation) chief engineer of Flat screens will lead a team of Best Buy specialists to relay crystal clear images of live Olympians competing in Skype Like time.
Randy Herms lead supervisor for billing dismissed claims that Face book (share price $2) will sell Instagram to NASA. Speaking off the record, Randy stated “we don’t want those nauseating sepia filters fouling up the 100m.
Hell No! Our 3-D service will make even Women’s Water Polo look glamorous! “
Henderson Meadows on site sign language expert took up the challenged. “Even from 200 million miles away there won’t be any need for spoiler alerts.
The Red planet will deliver a Red hot broadcast without those gooey “how I got to the Olympics “mini movies.
Brenda Rickets Jet Propulsion Lab’s very own stylist remarked that the images will be so translucent that we’ll know if the men swimmers manicure their ‘what’s it’s’ and Gillette even isn’t a sponsor!
Which bring us to the question of payment, inquired Freddy Knuckles, chief of nothing. “To have prosperous Games we need money, so call your Congressman and Senator now and let’s have one sole sponsor – NASA.
Heck, with your help we could have an Aquatic center in four years time - there's water honest ! Then maybe we could entice Michael Phelps out of retirement and give Brenda an eye full.
