Happy New Year !

Thank goodness 2009 has left us, while you are making your resolutions for 2010 (make a resolution not to make a resolution) ponder on ten things that might happen in 2010.

• Tiger Woods dates Susan Boyle and brings to end the

40 year old virgin.

• Jeff Bridges finally wins a Oscar.

• Move your money (if you have any) to a community bank.

• Bob Dylan rescued from singing Christmas songs.

• Flying naked a real possibility!

• The Sarah Palin sex tape.

• Michael Jackson sightings with balloon boy.

• Charlie Sheen gets sent to Guantanamo.

• Oprah comes out of the closet.

• A Taliban porn site.

Sexting Handicap

Ah yes texting, that compulsive distraction that can tarnish halos, wreck marriages and soil brands. It has been widely reported over the Thanksgiving holiday that Mrs. Tiger Woods caught her hubby receiving a text from one of his many saucy sinners.

Oh what thanks on giving the rest of us lesser mortals the realization that you are imperfect.
Grim as it must be for Mrs. Tiger, those clever managers who have skillfully grown the first billionaire sports star must be thrashing around in their bunkers working on damage control.

As Tiger morphs into Cheetah what is hilarious is the righteous indignation from the ladies who claim to be the only ONE having a Tiger transgression. The list of sexters seems to grow by the day.

If by some strange reason sponsorship evaporates, the Cheetah will have to just rely on his future winnings which by current standards would make most sentient beings joyful for many lifetimes.

Who’s next Roger Federer ?