Summer is finally here peeps and the Tree house is brimming with activity. Doing his bit for the recession Lousy Latte has opted out of fancy hotels and has crashed landed at chez moi. There is ample room for scallywags and recovering mentalists, yes it’s true Lousy Latte has been joined at the foot of the bed by singing sensation Susan Boyle.
"Reports in the British press that SuBo, (as she’s known there), is rooming at the celeb rehab The Priory, due to a breakdown on hearing about British MP’s expenses are completely baseless" says Lousy Latte.
“The politicians have been eager to capitalize on this poor woman” Lousy Latte added “just look what the Conservatives are saying”
“All this ink about SuBo telling the Prime Minister Gordon Brown to F*$K Off is completely true” says David Cameron leader of the opposition “we have now a chance at taking back Scotland due to the help of songstress Susan”
While the British tabloids go berserk on whether to lead with the latest Amy Winehouse tattoo or Subo’s off color Tourette’s the real story lies in Central Park, New York.
Due to his skill in Haberdashery Lousy Latte has been gainfully employed to groom and launch Miss Boyle’s career in the biggest market possible…Detroit.
With the collapse of the motor industry it would only seem gracious for SuBo to cheer up the good unemployed folk of Motor City to endless renditions of Andrew Lloyd Weber. “If this won’t get the engines running again nothing will,” cities Lousy Latte.
As one who never misses an opportunity he said of Lousy latte “He has our complete support and backing “beamed Mayor Mike Bloomberg.
“We know his talents as a gifted hairdresser and marketing mench will reap rewards for Detroit’s tax base.”
” We are confident at the end of the day we will have an Authentic product.”
