Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The Japanese Way


Finally a politician with some balls to articulate the mood of the bailout fatigued taxpayer. Charles Grassley a Republican Senator from Iowa commenting on the latest AIG bonus revelation declared that the executives should employ the Japanese formula; bow, apologize then commit suicide.
Harsh language perhaps,but a growing thirst for action from the public shares these sentiments. Since then he has retracted the suicide part. The fact that the taxpayer owns eighty percent of AIG and is basically furnishing certain employees with payouts leaves one with the desire to take up arms, in this case a Samurai sword.
It is also unnerving to know that in the final Bush days; then Treasury Secretary hooligan Hank Paulson negotiated the bailout of AIG so that his old company Goldman Sachs could receive a $12.6 billion owed, while his old competitors Lehman Bros and Merrill Lynch perished or got swallowed. I have to say that I love the argument put forward by corporate leaders that “If we don’t pay compensation then you run the risk of losing your best people. Well if every bank is insolvent or receiving bailout money where the hell would these clever buggers find a job?
It must be said that Scum Airways since its inception has been awfully busy, after picking members of AIG, it plotted a course for the grandfather of the GOP, Dick Cheney the Josef Fritzl of Neo Cons. This putrid sack of vermin has the gall to deny any culpability for the economic woes now underway and further states that the nation is at more risk from an attack than ever before. Exercising as usual the fear mantra that worked so well under his watch, he brilliantly neglects the fact that in large part the financial deregulation under the Bush administration has put more fear into the hearts and minds of the American people than a bunch of orange jump suited radicals. Serve your country Dick, fall on your sword it’s the only way for America’s Most Wanted.

As the Empire State building comes into view, Scum Airways finds its way uptown at the charming residence of the Madoff’s. There inside Ruthless Ruth fusses over the silverware and ponders over how to spend Bernie’s money, completely delusional how one man alone can produce account statements for all the thousands of investors…Hmm perhaps a turn around and head for the SEC downtown and pick up the criminals who knew along what Madoff was up too, but the gravy tasted way too good to intervene.
Then let’s fly over the CNBC studios and tune in to that clown Jim Cramer who constant cheerleading for various companies left investor’s thinking they were on ‘The Price Is Right’

And while there’s gas in the tank, why not fly down to West Palm Beach and land on some ghastly golf course and pick up the GOP’s real leader Rush Limbaugh. Now this carbuncle on the face reason likes to make you think that he’s the voice of the Party, but in fact this cigar chomping, buffoon gangster couldn’t care less about anything other than ratings for his talk show. The real crime here is that millions tune in and believe him.

But it is ok folks we have enough Samurai swords on board.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Nothing New on the Horizon

It has been bleeding ages since I’ve seen a live David Letterman show, let alone five in a row.
Last week it became the launch pad of U2 returning to claim its throne as rock’s greatest band.
In a climate of Teen pop, Rap and Hip hop the relevance of a rock band is a challenge U2 loves to embrace.

Being earnest and highly ambitious at the same time, they strive to make music that endures and flies of the shelf (or downloads) at a brisk pace.
The fact U2 sought it wise to play every night on the Letterman show illustrates their days of heavy radio play are diminishing. Prone to commerce stunts such as the Letterman show and Apple’s release of the IPod for their last album, reflects a marketing campaign hell bent on maximum exposure and maximum profits. The days of albums resting on the top of the charts for months on end finished long ago.

One bright spot in the Rock genre would be Coldplay, who’s last album ‘Viva la Vida’ sold over six million copies worldwide. Ironic perhaps, considering they've made a career of lifting practically every note from U2.
So with that in mind, what does U2 have to worry about? (Assuming they worry)

They will fill stadiums across the planet, and over a two year touring cycle even with recession priced tickets will satisfy Live Nation’s investment leaving them to restart the Celtic Tiger.
Well that’s the money side.

With all that bollocks said, Is the music any good?

Ahem…great in parts, but not an epic. They have made an U2 record that will please loyal fans,but falls short of recruiting new fans. It feels and sounds as if they have relied on old influences such as The Beatles, Bowie, Talk Talk, Led Zeppelin, Sting and The Who fused with the trademark U2 sound.
While these are wonderful artists to emulate there is no daring or surprise. The album sounds safe among its surroundings. Brilliant producers as Brian Eno and Daniel Lanios are, it is time for them to disappear. Where are the women producers in this business? It is time ladies.
I can hear Alison Goldfrapp, Kate Bush, Tori Amos and Feist making sizable contributions. If Bono and the boys want to be The Irish Beatles, hire one of them, or all of them. There’s your moment of surrender.

Standout songs: Cedars of Lebanon, Moment of Surrender and Unknown Caller.
Ones to delete: White as Snow and Fez.

Out of five tree houses, I give them three and a half.